Archive for October, 2008

Noach
October 27, 2008

Famous flood story.

You really should listen to

Bill Cosby’s version

Bereshit
October 21, 2008

G-d spoke, and it was

Six days to create the world

Then Shabbat, to rest

V’zot Ha-b’rachah
October 21, 2008

No other prophet

Will arise like Moses, who

Knew G-d face to face

Simchat Torah
October 20, 2008

As soon as we’re done

We start reading the Torah

From the beginning

Study of Torah

Should be a life-long pursuit

So taught Ben Bag Bag

Sukkot
October 15, 2008

Lulav and etrog

Are ready in the sukkah

Come in for a shake

Ha’azinu
October 11, 2008

Moshe’s final speech

Tells all the Jewish people

Teach this to your kids

Yom Kippur
October 8, 2008

The tenth of Tishrei

G’mar chatimah tovah

Have an easy fast

Vayeilech
October 3, 2008

Moshe’s final day

Gives the Torah to the priests

And to the elders