Archive for October, 2008

Noach
October 27, 2008

Famous flood story.
You really should listen to
Bill Cosby’s version

Bereshit
October 21, 2008

G-d spoke, and it was
Six days to create the world
Then Shabbat, to rest

V’zot Ha-b’rachah
October 21, 2008

No other prophet
Will arise like Moses, who
Knew G-d face to face

Simchat Torah
October 20, 2008

As soon as we’re done
We start reading the Torah
From the beginning

Study of Torah
Should be a life-long pursuit
So taught Ben Bag Bag

Sukkot
October 15, 2008

Lulav and etrog
Are ready in the sukkah
Come in for a shake

Ha’azinu
October 11, 2008

Moshe’s final speech
Tells all the Jewish people
Teach this to your kids

Yom Kippur
October 8, 2008

The tenth of Tishrei
G’mar chatimah tovah
Have an easy fast

Vayeilech
October 3, 2008

Moshe’s final day
Gives the Torah to the priests
And to the elders